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15 May, 2009

Random queries no. 155

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry [actually, this one's an e-mail].  Can I help?

where to park farleton knott


17 April, 2009

Random queries no. 154

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry [actually, this one's an e-mail].  Can I help?

do you allow fishing in your reservoir?


26 December, 2008

Random queries no. 153

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Number of storeys of the post office in lancaster


26 December, 2008

Random queries no. 152

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

In length, width & height which should be less in proportion for catons which are used in pharma


16 October, 2008

Random queries no. 151

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

what do we use cwm idwal for


30 August, 2008

Random queries no. 150

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

peoples opinions on the ministry of information


21 August, 2008

Random queries no. 149

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

automatic "what to have for lunch today" decider


10 July, 2008

Random queries no. 148

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

connection between misty mountain in Scotland and a bollard


3 July, 2008

Random queries no. 147

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

correct term for fish eggs


29 May, 2008

Random queries no. 146

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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29 May, 2008

Random queries no. 145

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

"look what i found"+nude


28 May, 2008

Random queries no. 144

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

ministry hoodie


18 May, 2008

Random queries no. 143

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

granny thighboots


18 May, 2008

Random queries no. 142

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

how do we make rock buns


11 May, 2008

Random queries no. 141

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

what does domestic assistant job entail in new kyle of lochalsh medical health centre


7 May, 2008

Random queries no. 140

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

IS lT FAR ON PART OF HUMANS TO REAR SHEEP & CHOP OF THEIR HAIR FOR GETTING WOOL PARAGRAPHED INFORMATION


3 May, 2008

Random queries no. 139

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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23 April, 2008

Random queries no. 138

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

"angel-a" english language dub Luc Besson


20 April, 2008

Random queries no. 137

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

is recycling law and what about invasion of privacy searching thriugh my rubbish

is it good for the environment if i have to drive


20 April, 2008

Random queries no. 136

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

common late night websearch queries


30 March, 2008

Random queries no. 135

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

clay mine in lancs


25 February, 2008

Random queries no. 134

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

information on tiny poodles in inverness


21 February, 2008

Random queries no. 133

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

how much paper does a tree produce


12 February, 2008

Random queries no. 132

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

number of retailers bicycles brazil


16 January, 2008

Random queries no. 131

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

13:12:03:  who was the album cover designer for fugazi
13:12:18:  who was the album cover designer for fugazi
13:13:39:  who was the designer for the album he knows you know for marillion
13:14:17:  album cover designers marillion
13:14:33:  album cover art marillion


24 November, 2007

Random queries no. 130

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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10 November, 2007

Random queries no. 129

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Ministry of Natural Resources hover exit


14 October, 2007

Random queries no. 128

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

all songs that reached no.3 in the charts in the 70s and 80s


9 October, 2007

Random queries no. 127

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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15 September, 2007

Random queries no. 126

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

lake district camp sites that accept single sex couples


4 September, 2007

Random queries no. 125

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Random canal facts


12 August, 2007

Random queries no. 124

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

mollusc derivation


5 August, 2007

Random queries no. 123

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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3 August, 2007

Random queries no. 122

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 July, 2007

Random queries no. 121

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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25 July, 2007

Random queries no. 120

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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11 July, 2007

Random queries no. 119

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

why dont tapes and disks require presence of electricity to hold their memorised information?


30 June, 2007

Random queries no. 118

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

philanthropic bog-snorkelling


30 June, 2007

Random queries no. 117

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

testosterone levels in pianists


28 June, 2007

Random queries no. 116

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

what is tesco logo font


9 June, 2007

Random queries no. 115

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

archives of food eaten in liverpool


28 May, 2007

Random queries no. 114

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

"petrol station" vending machine teeth


21 May, 2007

Random queries no. 113

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

your friend is not Bulgarian. Draw his/her picture


16 May, 2007

Random queries no. 112

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

want a g-string manufacturer who can design my style


16 May, 2007

Random queries no. 111

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

key points to consider when designing a billboard advert for kids


13 May, 2007

Random queries no. 110

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Can Fake Fur be made shiny again


9 May, 2007

Random queries no. 109

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

fitting an en-suite shower


8 May, 2007

Random queries no. 108

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

what symbol can you find on the german 1 Euro coin


4 May, 2007

Random queries no. 107

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Details of camp sites in the Lake District, including how close each site is to Lake Windermere, and the cost for a one-person tent per night during August


1 May, 2007

Random queries no. 106

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

how can i install an internet isp without a disc


12 April, 2007

Random queries no. 105

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

is it a hoax that bottled water left in a car cause breast cancer if you drink it?


7 April, 2007

Random queries no. 104

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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5 April, 2007

Random queries no. 103

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

i want to design a little girls room


1 April, 2007

Random queries no. 102

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

permit to fish the entire length of lancaster canal


1 April, 2007

Random queries no. 101

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

are porcupine tree anti christian


28 March, 2007

Random queries no. 100

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

British Government Bye-law passed in 1936 regarding swimming pools


19 March, 2007

Random queries no. 99

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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4 March, 2007

Random queries no. 98

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

A list of Terry Pratchett's books


1 March, 2007

Random queries no. 97

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

how many televisions does germany have


11 February, 2007

Random queries no. 96

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

can't read yahoo e-mail through internet explorer


28 January, 2007

Wrong type of ministry

Number [too many] of a disturbingly frequent series...

Look; I may have published a photo of St. Margaret's Church ('The Marble Church'), Bodelwyddan, and I may have a couple more to publish when I find time, but there really isn't much point asking how much I'd charge to officiate at your wedding there.


25 January, 2007

Random queries no. 95

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

copper isn't magnetic, so how come 1p and 2p are?


2 January, 2007

Random queries no. 94

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

where can i get a photo of myself what was printed in local paper in 1970s of me in a wigan walking day


31 December, 2006

Random queries no. 93

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Despite the fact that their situations are contrived, do "reality" television programs offer important insights into human nature and accurate information about relationships


20 December, 2006

Random queries no. 92

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

chinchilla facts she's losing hair


18 December, 2006

Random queries no. 91

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

which fictional character lived at 105 North Tower


16 December, 2006

Random queries no. 90

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

information about bombs


9 December, 2006

Random queries no. 89

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Three enquiries this time, in fact, all via the blog's internal search facility, all from the same IP address:


1 December, 2006

Random queries no. 88

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Roeburndale near Garstang


20 November, 2006

Random queries no. 87

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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13 November, 2006

Random queries no. 86

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

car reg how 2 find some ones address
find some ones address by there car reg


12 November, 2006

Random queries no. 85

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

information on how to repair a puncture on a bycycle


3 November, 2006

Random queries no. 84

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

wales and gromit and the coors rabbit


31 October, 2006

Random queries no. 83

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

necessary but fold it's discovery the request a attempt a copy or jump print it's machine it's last steel !+28 August 2006


30 September, 2006

Random queries no. 82

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

information on genius


22 September, 2006

Random queries no. 81

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

pictures of depressing council estates


21 September, 2006

Random queries no. 80

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

are there any experiments taking place in 2005 onwards to prove or disprove an afterlife?


20 September, 2006

Random queries no. 79

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Please would you send a copy of your buffet menu to: [address withheld]


20 September, 2006

Random queries no. 78

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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18 September, 2006

Random queries no. 77

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

some demons found associated with arrested development


13 September, 2006

Random queries no. 76

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

what is affection


7 September, 2006

Random queries no. 75

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

whats the average size of a cumberland sausage


31 August, 2006

Randomness required

One thing I ought to mention about this 'random queries' category of entries is that I'm responding to bizarre search enquires which, for often obscure reasons, successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Though I say "can I help?" in the intro, I'm not literally offering an answering service.


31 August, 2006

Random queries no. 74

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 August, 2006

Random queries no. 73

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

thicker seal german or brazilian


28 August, 2006

Random queries no. 72

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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25 August, 2006

Random queries no. 71

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

wired sugar flower courses in merseyside


20 August, 2006

Random queries no. 70

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

looking for michael plain


7 August, 2006

Random queries no. 69

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

long range weather forecast for ingleton yorks


6 August, 2006

Random queries no. 68

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

slimline broadsword


16 July, 2006

Random queries no. 67

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

when it all gets too much


10 July, 2006

What were you doing?

This is slightly worrying.  Someone (unsuccessfully) used the blog's internal search function for 'potato peeling gloves'.

Half an hour later, someone used the same form to search for 'ibuprofen dose for cat'.


9 July, 2006

Random queries no. 66

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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6 July, 2006

Random queries no. 65

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

is milk that has 'gone off' safe to drink


5 July, 2006

Random queries no. 64

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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3 July, 2006

Random queries no. 63

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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27 June, 2006

Random queries no. 62

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

can border collies run on tarmac


24 June, 2006

Random queries no. 61

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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18 June, 2006

Random queries no. 60

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

how deep is River Lune


17 June, 2006

Random queries no.59

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

"royalties on that song"


17 June, 2006

Random queries no. 58

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

wanting info on the geneva awards on magic peeling glove


8 June, 2006

Random queries no. 57

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

things to eat with mangoes


28 May, 2006

Random queries no. 56

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

when was the rule of king Arthur


24 May, 2006

Random queries no. 55

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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19 May, 2006

Random queries no. 54

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

recycling - is it a good solution


17 May, 2006

Random queries no. 53

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

i can't find my bra


15 May, 2006

Random queries no. 52

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

what is the collective noun when referring to pancakes


7 May, 2006

Random queries no.51

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Dry ice and mountain bike dent


6 May, 2006

Random queries no.50

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

can i buy from supermarket and sell on


5 May, 2006

Random queries no. 49

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Unwelcome topics of business conversation in Yemen


4 May, 2006

Random queries no. 48

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

can you wear false tan when you are pregnant


29 April, 2006

Random queries no. 47

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

the timber industry in Bulgaria+soap industry+with email address and contacts


28 April, 2006

Random queries no. 46

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

"day in the life" of customer who buy from supermarket


17 April, 2006

Random queries no. 45

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

number of dogs in uk


17 April, 2006

Random queries no. 44

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

how to start a prison


17 April, 2006

Random queries no. 43

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

What is a possible disadvantage of paving a new road on broken limestone?


15 April, 2006

Random queries no. 42

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

cycling maps of lancaster


8 April, 2006

Random queries no. 41

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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1 April, 2006

Random queries no.40

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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1 April, 2006

Random queries no.39

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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31 March, 2006

Random queries no.38

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Mamoru Oshii directed Avalon. What was the primary spoken language for this film?


29 March, 2006

Random queries no.37

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

The Making of Anoraknophobia torrent


26 March, 2006

Random queries no.36

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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25 March, 2006

Random queries no.35

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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23 March, 2006

Random queries no.34

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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19 March, 2006

Random queries no.33

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

+prague functional "desk lamp"


11 March, 2006

Random queries no.32

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

information on tree beating effects


8 March, 2006

Random queries no.31

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

the price of fishnet


6 March, 2006

Random queries no.30

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

what is the correct name for pink wafer biscuits


5 March, 2006

Random queries no.29

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

the sales of IKEA during rituals in uk


4 March, 2006

Random queries no.28

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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23 February, 2006

Random queries no.27

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

who to complain to when people keep going up on the kerb when parking


20 February, 2006

Random queries no.26

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

How are genre and narrative established in the opening of the bourne identity


20 February, 2006

Random queries no.25

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

my upstairs flat is badly soundproofed can hear everything


1 February, 2006

Random queries no.24

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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29 January, 2006

Random queries no.23

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 January, 2006

Random queries no.22

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

what do you call someone who uses a metal detector


18 January, 2006

Random queries no.21

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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3 January, 2006

Random queries no.20

One of a series (blatently stolen by Neil ;) ) of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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2 January, 2006

Random queries no.19

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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1 January, 2006

Random queries no.18

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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29 December, 2005

Random queries no.17

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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29 December, 2005

Random queries no.16

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

"Dave Gilmour" sex


27 December, 2005

Random queries no.15

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

how to use a lighter


8 December, 2005

Random queries no.14

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

what is the uk definition of a white christmas


3 December, 2005

Random queries no.13

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

How wear thong uncomfortable


26 November, 2005

Random queries no.12

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

MPH of bearded collies


15 November, 2005

What the...?

This was received via e-mail rather than as a search engine enquiry, but it certainly qualifies as random:

I am the agent for Rosemary Squires. Do you ever put on concerts for the older generation?


5 November, 2005

Random queries no.11

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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31 October, 2005

Random queries no.10

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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29 October, 2005

Random queries no.9

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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22 October, 2005

Random queries no.8

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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18 October, 2005

Random queries no.7

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

can you give me some information on wallace and gromit


15 October, 2005

Random queries no.6

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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12 October, 2005

Random queries no.5

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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24 September, 2005

Random queries no.4

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Can you name the chocolate bar that a lorry driver featured in a television advertisement


17 September, 2005

Random queries no.3

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

photo of person in a restraining jacket


16 September, 2005

Random queries no.2

How do you kill a vampire mole?


15 September, 2005

Random queries no.1

For the person who searched the Ministry for "where did peanuts come from?", they originally grew wild in South America, being domesticated in prehistory.
More at Wikipedia.

6 December, 2004

Antipodean anatomy

To the N.American IE user who visited briefly at 22:03, following a Google search for 'internal structure of a kangaroo' (for which the Ministry is currently the no.2 result):
i)  Sorry; can't help.
ii)  Dump IE.

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