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11 May, 2008

Random queries no. 141

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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7 May, 2008

Random queries no. 140

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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3 May, 2008

Random queries no. 139

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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23 April, 2008

Random queries no. 138

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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20 April, 2008

Random queries no. 137

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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20 April, 2008

Random queries no. 136

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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30 March, 2008

Random queries no. 135

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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25 February, 2008

Random queries no. 134

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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21 February, 2008

Random queries no. 133

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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12 February, 2008

Random queries no. 132

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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16 January, 2008

Random queries no. 131

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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24 November, 2007

Random queries no. 130

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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10 November, 2007

Random queries no. 129

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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14 October, 2007

Random queries no. 128

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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9 October, 2007

Random queries no. 127

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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15 September, 2007

Random queries no. 126

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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4 September, 2007

Random queries no. 125

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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12 August, 2007

Random queries no. 124

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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5 August, 2007

Random queries no. 123

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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3 August, 2007

Random queries no. 122

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 July, 2007

Random queries no. 121

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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25 July, 2007

Random queries no. 120

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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11 July, 2007

Random queries no. 119

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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30 June, 2007

Random queries no. 118

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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30 June, 2007

Random queries no. 117

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 June, 2007

Random queries no. 116

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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9 June, 2007

Random queries no. 115

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 May, 2007

Random queries no. 114

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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21 May, 2007

Random queries no. 113

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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16 May, 2007

Random queries no. 112

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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16 May, 2007

Random queries no. 111

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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13 May, 2007

Random queries no. 110

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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9 May, 2007

Random queries no. 109

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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8 May, 2007

Random queries no. 108

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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4 May, 2007

Random queries no. 107

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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1 May, 2007

Random queries no. 106

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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12 April, 2007

Random queries no. 105

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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7 April, 2007

Random queries no. 104

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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5 April, 2007

Random queries no. 103

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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1 April, 2007

Random queries no. 102

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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1 April, 2007

Random queries no. 101

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 March, 2007

Random queries no. 100

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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19 March, 2007

Random queries no. 99

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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4 March, 2007

Random queries no. 98

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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1 March, 2007

Random queries no. 97

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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11 February, 2007

Random queries no. 96

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 January, 2007

Wrong type of ministry

Number [too many] of a disturbingly frequent series...

Look; I may have published a photo of St. Margaret's Church ('The Marble Church'), Bodelwyddan, and I may have a couple more to publish when I find time, but there really isn't much point asking how much I'd charge to officiate at your wedding there.


25 January, 2007

Random queries no. 95

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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2 January, 2007

Random queries no. 94

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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31 December, 2006

Random queries no. 93

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Despite the fact that their situations are contrived, do "reality" television programs offer important insights into human nature and accurate information about relationships


20 December, 2006

Random queries no. 92

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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18 December, 2006

Random queries no. 91

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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16 December, 2006

Random queries no. 90

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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9 December, 2006

Random queries no. 89

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

Three enquiries this time, in fact, all via the blog's internal search facility, all from the same IP address:


1 December, 2006

Random queries no. 88

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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20 November, 2006

Random queries no. 87

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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13 November, 2006

Random queries no. 86

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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12 November, 2006

Random queries no. 85

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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3 November, 2006

Random queries no. 84

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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31 October, 2006

Random queries no. 83

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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30 September, 2006

Random queries no. 82

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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22 September, 2006

Random queries no. 81

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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21 September, 2006

Random queries no. 80

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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20 September, 2006

Random queries no. 79

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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20 September, 2006

Random queries no. 78

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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18 September, 2006

Random queries no. 77

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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13 September, 2006

Random queries no. 76

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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7 September, 2006

Random queries no. 75

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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31 August, 2006

Randomness required

One thing I ought to mention about this 'random queries' category of entries is that I'm responding to bizarre search enquires which, for often obscure reasons, successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Though I say "can I help?" in the intro, I'm not literally offering an answering service.


31 August, 2006

Random queries no. 74

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 August, 2006

Random queries no. 73

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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28 August, 2006

Random queries no. 72

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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25 August, 2006

Random queries no. 71

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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20 August, 2006

Random queries no. 70

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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7 August, 2006

Random queries no. 69

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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6 August, 2006

Random queries no. 68

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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16 July, 2006

Random queries no. 67

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

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10 July, 2006

What were you doing?

This is slightly worrying.  Someone (unsuccessfully) used the blog's internal search function for 'potato peeling gloves'.

Half an hour later, someone used the same form to search for 'ibuprofen dose for cat'.