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5 December, 2006

Cleaner searching

Informit offers tips to improve one's usage of the Google suite of search resources – read, inwardly digest and reduce the number of merely inefficient random queries reaching the Ministry.


30 October, 2006

Repolishing the Firefox chrome

Lifehacker offers further tips on customising the default Firefox user interface ("chrome") using the browser's in-built settings rather than extensions.


26 October, 2006

How to update Firefox

I've just updated Firefox 1.5.0.7 to Firefox 2 on my office PC.  On reflection, I think I acted too soon, as a number of core extensions (er...) and themes aren't compatible yet.  I won't be updating on my home PC, at least until the automatic 'check for updates' pushes it at me.  For my own future reference and perhaps the interest of others, this is what I've done:


25 October, 2006

Firefox 2 is out

In case anyone didn't know, Firefox 2 is out.  If you aren't already using Firefox 1.5, why not give it a try?


20 October, 2006

Not on safari

Bugger.  The css error I've been picking-at for two days is a browser bug.

It seems Safari 2 doesn't like nested "absolute" and "relative" -positioned <div>s, in a way Firefox and even IE handle okay.


20 October, 2006

Nostalgia vs. Progression

In a post primarily about the decline of e-mail based discussion groups, Hippydave discusses the alternative career routes of long-established bands: nostalia or progression.  Or a combination of the two, though polarity is undeniably more common.


11 October, 2006

Closing In

Was Imogen Heap on TV in N.America on Monday night? *


4 October, 2006

I know, you know

I hope people realise that access logs are perfectly capable of tracking content saved to other computers, not only those served directly from the website itself.


29 September, 2006

Note to web store managers

I prefer the option to make one-off purchases.  I don't want to have to register with a site, obtaining a username and password, merely to buy one item from a web store I might never visit again.  If, for example, I buy a scarf as a gift, that doesn't make me a regular customer of a certain clothes retailer, and I'd rather not have to provide personal details (beyond those essential for payment & delivery) which might be used against me for marketing purposes.


28 September, 2006

Anyone can play GUI

"A website's navigation interface is no more than a filing system, right?  Anyone can design that; it's easy."

Clients.  What can I say?


20 July, 2006

Creativity for all

The '1% rule', as the Guardian explains, is the emerging pattern that

if you get a group of 100 people online then one will create content, 10 will 'interact' with it (commenting or offering improvements) and the other 89 will just view it.


18 July, 2006

Friends don't send friends virus warnings

Never, ever, under any circumstances, circulate a virus warning message.  Ever.  Almost invariably – no, there's no 'almost' about it; invariably it's a hoax and the warning itself is the virus, inflating e-mail traffic and spamming discussion groups.


4 June, 2006

No AdBlock? No chance!

I don't like adverts.  No, really, I don't like adverts.


11 May, 2006

Quick e-mail tips

I've been doing these for a while; they're fairly obvious, but are still worth passing on.

When drafting an e-mail which simply can't leave your computer until it's finished, don't complete the 'To:' field until last.  Any earlier, and it's too easy to accidentally send it.
I tend to put the address at the start of the message itself, then cut-and-paste it to the right box when proofreading.  I do the same thing when composing replies; my e-mail package autocompletes the 'To:' field, but I delete it until I'm ready.


3 May, 2006

Too many vests

Having run the update installation* of Firefox 1.5.0.3, I've seen the 'update successful' page, which reminds users that we can add extra search engines to the Search Bar.  One recommended by Mozilla is "Wikipedia - An incredible, free, online encyclopedia".

Aye, 'incredible' in the sense of 'not credible'....


26 April, 2006

Avalanche warning?

Uh oh... USA Today, one of the few national US newspapers, has linked to the Ministry....

It's currently accounting for 30% of traffic, but has only been up for an hour or so, and it's still morning across the USA – there could be a bit of a spike later in the (US) day.


24 April, 2006

Leave No Trace

One thing that won't exactly assist Anathema's attempts at promotion is the fact that when one searches for 'anathema' or 'anathema band' at Google.com, the band's own site doesn't appear*.  Searching for the specific term 'anathema official website' finds it as the no.3 result, but it should really have a high ranking for more generic terms, and for a range of terms.


12 April, 2006

Internet clipboard

Nice idea: copy-and-paste between computers.  I routinely e-mail blocks of text to myself, which is adequate, but if one wishes to save even the small amount of time taken to log into an e-mail account, try cl1p.net, 'the internet clipboard'.


6 April, 2006

Block ads with Adblock

According to the BBC, major UK media companies are moving away from charging for web content, instead deriving income from display advertising.


27 March, 2006

No longer missing something

At long last, the 'Delete' button reached the UK version of Gmail (aka Google Mail) this morning, some months after it became available to US users and UK users willing to use the US English interface (which I wasn't).

22 March, 2006

Whois tip

If one wishes to trace an IP address , there are a number of 'whois' search utilities on the web.  However, it's not always obvious that the best results tend to be obtained by searching the correct regional database.


23 February, 2006

Disable error reporting

Whenever a program crashes, Windows attempts to send an error report to Microsoft.  This is particularly annoying if it's Firefox that's crashed!  I always hit 'Don't Send', but thanks to a quick tip at Lifehacker, I've permanently turned off error reporting in my copy of WinXP Pro.


21 February, 2006

Aha! There you are!

This is almost – but not quite – amusing.

Specifically to avoid future junk mail, a BoingBoing reader used a throwaway e-mail address to enter a competition, then discarded the account.  A few months later, the company started sending junk mail to her main e-mail account, having researched her real address.


7 February, 2006

The end of cyberspace?

An article in Wired acknowledges that the concept of the internet as 'cyberspace', a virtual destination where people go in order to interact with one another and computers, has become obsolete.  Development of Virtual Reality (headsets & gloves) foundered years ago, and immersive alternate realities remained in sci-fi (I don't count the recreational examples of World of Warcraft or Second Life).  The distinction between on- and offline activities is fading, and nowadays the internet is simply a facet of everyday, 'real world' life. 


3 February, 2006

IE7's out - and?

A certain Mac fangirl makes the (absolutely correct) observation that the IE7 interface looks awful, the probable consequence of having been prepared by a coder rather than a graphic designer.

However, Siobhan's missing the point: it's Inert Exploder, FFS.  Of course it totally ignores accepted UI (GUI and otherwise) design standards


27 January, 2006

Am I missing something?

It's been announced and well-discussed that Gmail now has a 'Delete' button, as Google has acknowledged that not everyone wishes to archive absolutely every e-mail received.  However, the button hasn't appeared in my UK-based interface yet.  Has anyone heard anything about when non-US accounts can expect this very welcome feature?


9 January, 2006

Bugmenot will return shortly

If anyone's concerned about the fact that Bugmenot is currently unavailable and the domain is parked, don't worry – it's only a temporary problem.  Eric promises to work on it this week.


7 January, 2006

Through the keyhole

Sometimes eBay amuses me, both for the sheer variety of items available and the insights into sellers' lives.  I love to click on the 'View seller's other items' link, to see that someone is offering a Jethro Tull LP alongside a latex dress and a car's offside wing miror – only the offside mirror.  There has to be story there.

4 January, 2006

1300

A nice round number, though 'unlucky for some'.  It's also the number of sp*m e-mails received by my work account overnight.  Not over the week I was away, but overnight.


31 December, 2005

Unleashing the demon

I've just taught my mother how to compose an eBay auction, and she's had a splendid idea:

"Hey!  I could copy all my CDs and sell the originals on eBay!"

<sigh>

20 December, 2005

Desaturating

El Reg reports that Microsoft is to 'formally kill' the Mac version of IE at the end of January – no more downloads, nor support.
I'm hardly going to complain about the availability of IE declining, nor about software distribution ignoring Macs, but it's undeniable that some web designers unaccountably still use Macs, and it'd be rather useful for them to have access to IE for testing purposes.

27 November, 2005

Firewall repointed

This is going to be irrelevant to 97% of typical visitors and boring to the rest, but anyway:
The incompatibility between ZoneAlarm 6.1.667 and Windows Me, which caused the latter to hang rather than shut down, seems to have been resolved in ZA 6.1.737.  It's safe to update.

23 November, 2005

Setting my boundaries

It's taken me a while to find this article (via an El Reg response I didn't quite understand), but it expresses my opinion: that Creative Commons licences are pointless other than a naïve political statement, and existing copyright laws are more than adequate.

The most favourable interpretation I can find concludes that CC overlies, but certainly doesn't supercede, copyright, defining the additional rights (beyond standard fair use) the content producer permits the content recipient.


22 November, 2005

Prioritising results

It's really trivial, but why does a Google search for 'burrow beck hala' (results: 388) suggest "Did you mean: burrowbeck hala" (results: 6)?

Could it be that the former, correct spelling takes one to non-commercial entries merely mentioning the stream, whereas the latter provides links to estate agents i.e. a variety of advertising takes priority?

17 November, 2005

Greystone Inn's gone evil

In case occasional readers like me weren't aware, Brad Guigar's web-published strip cartoon, 'Greystone Inn' is in the process of changing address.  The story has moved on and the setting has changed (I'll miss the disembodied Narrator), so a rebranding as 'Evil Inc.' makes sense.


3 November, 2005

Wasting everyone's time

For the past week or so, I've been receiving what looks a lot like comments sp*m – via the Ministry's 'Contact' form.  It's mildly irritating, not least because it's utterly pointless, both for me and for the sender.


2 November, 2005

Emergency internet access

This isn't an advert, honest!

I've just discovered that my normal ISP also offers an 'emergency' service whereby anyone in the UK can access the internet for 'free' (no fee for the service, just a standard local-rate phone call).  One doesn't have to register for an account, and there's no login or password - just dial the phone number via a modem.


31 October, 2005

Scary security

Last Wednesday, for a reason I've yet to have explained, I was kicked out of Yahoo! Groups.  I received an automated e-mail saying that usage of my account had been "identified to be in violation of the terms of service", and shut down.  I could no longer log in.  I contacted Yahoo! immediately, demanding reinstatement or at least some explanation, but I've received no reply.
Accountability isn't on offer, apparently.


19 October, 2005

Google Mail in the UK

It seems another company has claimed prior rights to the Gmail name in the UK, and Google are either concerned that the claim might have legal merit, or legal action to keep the name might become too expensive (in terms of financial cost, time and bad publicity) to pursue.  It's been announced that from today, new Gmail accounts issued in the UK will be '[whatever]@googlemail.com'.


13 October, 2005

Ranting from the backwoods

In a bizarrely arrogant letter to the Guardian, someone in Oregon says:

America generates the internet and some international group wants to steal it


11 October, 2005

Search deeply

At the time of writing, Google is considered to have the largest search engine database, indexing about eight billion web pages.  However, it's estimated that the public web contains about 250 billion pages overall, and that's only the public web.  Something far more glamourous-sounding is the 'deep web', or 'invisible web', thought to be 500 times bigger than the directly searchable web.


21 September, 2005

Why'd it take so long?

I've always said that I'd never use Opera, for one simple reason.  I believe that one should never, ever have to pay for a web browser, however good it might be (see my earlier thoughts), so Opera's pricing model (a free version containing adverts or ad-free for a fee) was unacceptable, totally disqualifying it from consideration.

Well, Opera is now available for free.


19 September, 2005

Properły coded

Just for reference: a summary of the 252 core character entities in HTML 4 and XHTML 1.0; not only the everyday '&' (&amp;) but more obscure (yet occasionally useful) ones like 'µ' (&micro;).

If one requires further, nation-specific characters like the Polish 'ł' (&#322;), they're summarised here.  However, remember that they require the page to be using UTF-8 encoding, which isn't supported by all browsers.


15 August, 2005

Redefining spam

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about companies using contrived 'information' entries to promote themselves via Wikipedia - blatent spam, really.

As Boing Boing reports, the BBC has been accused of doing much the same thing, in a viral marketing campaign for an online game.  The BBC denies involvement (I'm not saying "they would, wouldn't they?" – I believe them), but one side effect is that a pro marketer has admitted abusing Wikipedia for viral marketing.


5 August, 2005

Flash pop-ups downed

This has been known for several months, but only seems to have received wider circulation in recent days; I might as well join in.

Web spammers have been evading pop-up blockers by launching them from Flash.  Pete Bevin reports (has devised?) a simple technique whereby Firefox renders the spam technique obsolete.  Well done!


21 July, 2005

What do you want?

Can I make a suggestion?

It may seem obvious, but when composing a search engine query, it's best to include search terms likely to appear in the target page, rather than a description of the subject, phrased in words not actually on the page itself.


14 July, 2005

Crafty linking

Just attempting another experiment with Google.

A friend and colleague designs handcrafted silver jewellery, sold in such prestigious locations as Manchester City Art Gallery and Urbis (the Museum of Urban Life), also in Manchester.  She has a website, but it is considerably outranked on Google by the portfolio page of the site's designer.

I'm going to try a little search engine optimisation/promotion, but before doing that, I'm curious whether my merely mentioning it here will have any effect whatsoever.

11 July, 2005

Now we are 1M

That took me by surprise: I've just glanced at my web tracker, and seen that the millionth page since 28/11/01 was served this morning, to something like the 328,400th visitor.

9 July, 2005

Strolling around

Just in case there's anyone left who hasn't already tried it, the Gmaps Pedometer is pretty good.  I've just traced the route of my daily commute, and it's calculated it to within 0.25 miles of the actual distance measured by my bike computer, a discrepancy easily explained by road details below the scale of the map.


29 June, 2005

That has to hurt

Very odd, and rather disturbing, this Flash... thing has to be one of the most compelling... things I've seen for a while.

[Via Aardvark.dj]

8 June, 2005

Custom prices

I'd be surprised if it was legal in the UK (though I was also surprised to hear it's legal in the USA) but here's an example where lack of online anonymity isn't only an issue of privacy but also of financial rights.

A number of online retailers in the USA are able to identify visitors, if not by name but more importantly by purchasing history and usage pattern, and price their goods accordingly.

Read the article for details (there's little point in my just paraphrasing it), and the EFF's comments about it, and take care!

6 June, 2005

Put the boot in while they're down

I'm happy with Firefox, so hadn't paid much attention to the release of Netscape 8, but there is one amusing detail to note.

It seems that installing the updated browser accidentally (of course!) disables functionality in Internet Explorer.  What a shame.  Microsoft recommend removing Netscape until a fix has been discovered.  Yeah; right.  How about taking the opportunity to just dump Inert Exploder?


26 May, 2005

Home from home

Quick tip via Lifehacker:  It's possible for Firefox to automatically open multiple homepages at once, in tabs.

From the 'Tools' menu, Select 'Options->General', and enter the required URLs, separated by the '|' character.  Alternatively, if you already have the required pages open in tabs, just use the 'Use Current Pages' button in that dialogue box.

22 May, 2005

Hands off

To quote MozDev:

Greasemonkey is a Firefox extension which lets you to add bits of DHTML ("user scripts") to any web page to... easily control any aspect of [it's] design or interaction.
If, like me, you object to visitors modifying one's published content, Greasemonkey can be blocked.


21 May, 2005

Cut bait

Interesting idea.  If criminals can infiltrate unsecured servers and set up phishing websites (i.e. clones of bank websites , eBay, etc., which merely capture peoples' account details for fraud), then it's at least as easy for vigilantes to infiltrate the same servers and deface the phishing sites, alerting visitors to their true nature.

I'm undecided whether criminal action against criminals is really to be condoned, but all credit to them for lateral thinking.

29 April, 2005

Yet another nail

Heh.  I'm no Mac fan, but even I have to applaud Apple for the fact that they haven't bothered to include Inert Exploder with the new edition of their OS.

20 April, 2005

Goodbye Firefox?

Oh, marvelous.

I'm back to using IE, at least at work, seemingly indefinitely.  Firefox is dead.


19 April, 2005

Wow

Google Maps has reached the UK.

I'll say it again: Wow.

16 April, 2005

Boundaries blurring

A couple of weeks ago, a man in China was killed, for stealing an item from his murderer in a computer game.  That's a real stabbing for a virtual theft, of a 'fictional' in-game item.

That's odd enough in itself, but an even more surprising part of the BBC report is an incidental comment that unlike China (and the rest of the world), South Korea has a (real world) police division specially dedicated to in-game activities.  I wonder if they ever struggle to claim jurisdiction in Raccoon City, San Andreas, or wherever.


15 April, 2005

Quicker linking

Here's an excellent keyboard shortcut for Firefox, just in case you weren't aware of it:

Control+Enter adds the 'http://www.' prefix and '.com' suffix to words in the address bar.
Incidentally, Alt+D moves the cursor to the address bar, selecting all content for immediate overtyping.

[Via Lifehacks]

1 April, 2005

Ooh! So close!

If there had been 32 days in March, the Ministry would have broken the 40,000 hits/month (from 15,000 visitors) barrier.

Maybe next time ;)

17 March, 2005

P2P's bad, 'kay?

One of the more common types of search term bringing visitors from Google to the Ministry is for music downloads, so I'd better address the subject directly.

I've mentioned that Porcupine Tree released a download-only single of 'Shallow', but a statement that such a thing exists is as much as you're going to get.  Personally, I have absolutely no interest in downloading music, especially that which will be available soon on CD and DVD-A.
No music is offered for download from this site.
I trade unofficial concerts recordings on CD-R, but I don't participate in bit torrent or other p2p communities, and I couldn't direct people on to more appropriate sites even if I wished to.


7 March, 2005

Better desktop searching

Back in October, I commented unfavourably about the beta of Google's Desktop Search, as it was almost exclusively tied to Microsoft products I just don't use.  In the interests of balance ;) I ought to mention that the finished version, just released, supports Firefox as standard, and plugins extend coverage to other non-MS packages, such as Open Office.

That said, I still don't plan to use it myself, but now because it's just not a facility for which I perceive a need, not because of any apparent inadequacy in the utility itself.

7 March, 2005

What's your high score?

So long as it doesn't take over, a little time spent on a mildly-stimulating computer game can improve productivity.

If you're having a tough day, reinvigorate yourself by spending a few minutes with the new Tetris variant publicised as User Friendly's Link Of The Day: Tetris 1D.

23 February, 2005

AutoLink 'blocked' (twice)

A quick update to that previous posting about Google's AutoLink 'feature': Jeffrey Zeldman, of A List Apart, offers a JavaScript, er, script to automatically remove any links added without the author's permission, defeating AutoLink.