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7 May, 2008

Brits blogging alone

Anyone who happened to be a member of the Blogging Brits web ring* or Britblog directory should follow those links (so long as the domains still exist).


20 April, 2008

Just pointless

For the record, the 'Black Metal/Bluegrass' and Jethro Tull fan in Lucerne, Switzerland whose My Space profile lists the Ministry's URL as his/her 'band website' is not, in any sense, associated with the Ministry.

Why would anyone even bother to do that?

18 March, 2008

Important note: Phorm and other ad-targeting

In an open letter to the UK Information Commissioner, the Foundation for Information Policy Research (Fipr) has argued that implementation of Phorm, which targets adverts to users based on web habits, is illegal in the UK.


16 February, 2008

Read more carefully

What (US) level of education is required to understand your website?  A widget will let you know.


30 January, 2008

Three million

3,007,871 hits since 28 November, 2001, in fact, and 1,103,204 unique visits.  And counting.


14 January, 2008

Who's asking?

I was looking for a photo of Lancaster Almshouse and one cropped up on your site.
I thought to meself "this is an interesting site, I'll find out about it"
Couldnt find a bio page or make head nor tail of it.
Who are you and whats it all about?
Then we'll talk

7 November, 2007

Potential wobble

Just so you know: my web host is planning to upgrade MySQL from version 4.0 to 5.0 this morning.  No disruption is expected, but the company doesn't have a great history of anticipating the consequences of upgrades.


6 November, 2007

Yet another milestone

Oh!  That last one was entry number 2,500, though the MT editing interface says "Entries: 2495  Comments: 1084", for some reason.


26 October, 2007

T'other million

At the precise moment I added the full-stop to this sentence, the Ministry had received 1,000,151 'unique visitors since 28 November, 2001, who had viewed 2,748,891 pages.

Thanks, folks!


25 October, 2007

On the other hand

Isn't it annoying to begin a blog post on one subject*, then in the course of explaining the argument, produce the counter-argument too, rendering the whole thing redundant?


22 September, 2007

A different slant

When presented by LOLcats, the headlines of Ministry blog entries take on remarkably, even satirically, different emphases.

30 July, 2007

Feed singed, but won't quite catch

This blog publishes two RSS feeds.  One is produced automatically by Movable Type, and I direct that through FeedBurner to obtain a version I can track rather better.  Unfortunately, a number of longer-term readers are still subscribed to the first version, so I'm asking whether you could edit your subscriptions, please.


4 June, 2007

Clumsy

Hmm.  That was a first for the Ministry: a sequence of seemingly genuine, contextually-almost-credible comments which just happened to include the URLs of the commenter's SEO business.  Not exactly a great advert for the services of a self-proclaimed professional....

I don't think so.  Deleted & blocked.


1 June, 2007

More self-congratulations - well, not really

If May had been a couple of hours longer, it would have been the first month in which the Ministry received 92,000 hits by 40,000 visitors (91,941/39,857).


10 April, 2007

Invisible sp*m

Over the last month, the blog has been receiving trackback sp*m.  That's annoying, but there's a problem: I turned trackback off sixteen months ago.


18 March, 2007

The other shoe

I wasn't sure whether I'd be posting an entry today, as I didn't quite dare.


8 March, 2007

Big words

The MySQL server seems to be feeling much better, and the blog is flowing freely again, so I've just done an overdue backup.


6 March, 2007

Slow-w-w

As anyone who's tried to post a comment or use the blog's 'search' function will be aware, those elements of the site are running very slowly at present.  If it's any compensation, it's just as awkward for me to publish entries.


10 February, 2007

Outage over (I hope...)

Apologies if anyone struggled to visit the Ministry today.


11 January, 2007

Read the screen

Received via the Contact form:

I am very interested in having my own CD recordings of classical music refered to restauraunts or live venues. How can I send you a Cd of my recordings?


13 December, 2006

B-i-g milestone

Two million page views since 28 November, 2001.  Two millionTwo million.

Wow.


21 November, 2006

Don't step on my black leather boots

I maintain this website simply because I enjoy doing so.  It's an outlet for my random thoughts, passing and pressing concerns, and whatever I've found interesting in the world.


28 October, 2006

Ooh!

At the time of writing, the Ministry has received 666,730 visitors (1,899,013 hits) since 28 November, 2001.  It's currently running at 666 visits per day, 66 in the last hour and 4,666 this week.

Spooky... nah; coincidental, and of no significance to atheists.

2 August, 2006

Can't feed and comment

Does any RSS/Atom/etc. feed recognise and distribute commented-out content?


2 August, 2006

FeedBurning

You may be interested to know that the Ministry now syndicates its content via FeedBurner, for a variety of reasons.


1 August, 2006

Political? Me?

When another blog author categorises the Ministry as a 'political blog', that's a reason to question what I'm doing.  I don't regard this as a political blog, and definitely not party-political (I don't support any).


1 August, 2006

Everyone has to have one

Maybe not, but for what it's worth, here's my blogger code:

B8 d t+ k s+ u-- f+ i o+ x-- e- l+ c+


27 April, 2006

You want what?

It always surprises me that when I receive my referrer report from Amazon each quarter, the items people have ordered via the Ministry are wildly different from those to which I actively linked.  Plainly people follow my links, ignore those items, then buy completely different ones.


16 April, 2006

Not that buzzword again...

According to the Certifyr, the Ministry is "13% Web 2.0 Compliant".

Which, coincidentally, is one hundred times the amount that Web 2.0 interests me.


9 April, 2006

No use there

Has anyone else noticed that blog sp*mmers seem to be becoming careless?


13 March, 2006

Self-referential again

Probably the last milestone to note for a while: the Ministry served it's 1.5 millionth page earlier today.  At the precise time of writing, the 518,106th visitor is receiving the 1,500,899th page.

I might as well get rid of one more slightly early: this is entry no. 1,498.

22 February, 2006

Overspill

This blogging thing, i.e. posting links to and commenting on discoveries made on the web, seems to be rubbing off into 'real life'.


22 February, 2006

Half-millionth visitor!

I'm never entirely comfortable when 'boasting' about visitor stats, but that's not a bad milestone: 500,561 visitors (1,455,504 hits) since 28 Nov. 2001.  I received about as many hits in the first year as I receive per week nowadays! ;)

12 February, 2006

Passing the Trough, but not going in

Has a newspaper, website or similar published a quiz today, in which people were asked about a mountain pass near Lancaster or, more directly, about the Trough of Bowland?


1 February, 2006

Ministry clouded

Word clouds, as seen at Flickr and Technorati, display the most frequently used words in a body of text, with frequency of use depicted by the relative size of each word.
Snapshirts has calculated word clouds for certain prominent books, and offers them on T-shirts, mousemats, etc.  Nice idea.
They also offer a vanity product for bloggers: a T-shirt depicting a word cloud derived from one's own website.


20 January, 2006

Blogging doesn't exist

Simon Dumenco's central point is a truism, but too often overlooked: blogging is writing; the publishing technology doesn't render it unique.


21 December, 2005

Trackback closed

As the title says, The Ministry no longer offers a trackback facility on blog posts, primarily because I've been receiving at least as much blog sp*m via trackback as via comments this year.  I'd be reluctant to 'surrender' to the advertisers and withdraw the feature for that reason alone, but there's another, almost as compelling: genuine visitors simply don't use trackback.


28 November, 2005

Not for me, thanks.

What a bizarre idea.

23 November, 2005

Setting my boundaries

It's taken me a while to find this article (via an El Reg response I didn't quite understand), but it expresses my opinion: that Creative Commons licences are pointless other than a naïve political statement, and existing copyright laws are more than adequate.

The most favourable interpretation I can find concludes that CC overlies, but certainly doesn't supercede, copyright, defining the additional rights (beyond standard fair use) the content producer permits the content recipient.


26 October, 2005

Warning: Mountweazelling in progress

To protect their copyright, it's common practice for reference books such as dictionaries to secretly insert unique, fake entries.  If the same content suddenly appears in a rival publication, the lawyers are called.  The New Yorker discusses the example of the recently published second edition of the New Oxford American Dictionary, and the efforts to identify one of its plagiarist traps.


24 October, 2005

Accelerating

Sorry if this seems self-congratulatory, but I just wanted to note it for my own future reference:
Whilst it took 1321 days (28/11/01-11/07/05) for this site to serve one million pages, the 1.2 millionth page was displayed last night – 20% of the way to the next million, within 104 days.

20 October, 2005

Sp*m trap

I've noticed that posts about sp*m seem to attract a disproportionate amount of comments sp*m themselves, so I won't use the word itself here, and see what happens!


14 September, 2005

V.meta: blogging about Blog Search

Google Blog Search is out in beta (a Google service in beta?  Surely not!).  I'm not going to review it in detail, but a few (very) brief thoughts:


4 September, 2005

Metablog spam

I've just done a periodic check on the Ministry's profile at Technorati, and noticed something a bit odd.


1 September, 2005

Self-congratulations

Largely for my own interest, I just wanted to record that the Ministry broke both the 50,000 hits/month and 20,000 visitors/month barriers for the first time in August, with ~56,500 hits and ~20,250 visitors.
Admittedly, the fact that one blog entry entered frequent rotation in the StumbleUpon database helped (on at least two occasions, that one page accounted for 30-40% of the hundred most recent visits at the times I checked the log), but it largely reflects a steady increase.  Traffic has at least doubled over the past year.

24 July, 2005

Troubles nearly over?

Having become thoroughly frustrated with the ongoing blog editing problems, I contacted my web hosts this morning.  Frankly, I wasn't expecting a particularly helpful response, but it's not as bad as I'd thought.
It seem their MySQL server "has been exceeding its bandwidth capacity during certain peak times and this may result in a slow service."  A new server is expected to be installed by the end of July, so the service ought (ought!) to improve then.


16 July, 2005

Service yet to be restored

I'm still having major problems with the blog.  Apologies again to those struggling to post comments; I'm struggling to post new entries, too*.  Right now, it's absolutely fine, but at other times I can't even log into the admin interface.


11 July, 2005

Normal service may be resumed shortly

I've been experiencing major problems with the blog during the last week.  Thankfully, nothing affecting the display of the public site, but the admin interface has been unresponsive – sometimes I haven't been able to log in, never mind publish anything), and I think it's been affecting people's ability to post comments, too.


23 June, 2005

Further anti-spam tips

Speaking of comments spam (yes, I was last week – keep up!), it's been a while since any reached the published blog (now that's tempting fate).  I'm still receiving quite a lot, but two refinements to my counter-measures seem to be working rather well.


15 June, 2005

Now we are 1000

According to the Movable Type control panel, this is the Ministry blog's thousandth entry.
I'm a little unsure about the precise figure, as five were deleted rather than reused (this is entry number 1005), and I have a few skeletal entries saved in draft format for later development – I don't know if they're included in the 1000 or whether that's 1000 published entries.
Whatever; approximately 1000 entries and 422 comments impresses me, anyway.


3 June, 2005

Just wondering

Semi-rhetorical question for blog owners: do you prefer to have regular readers of everything you write, or one-off visitors arriving via searches for specific topics?

It's not 'either/or', of course, but without devaluing the former, I think I prefer the latter.
I'm not entirely sure why.  Perhaps it's related to the fact that I'm not a single-issue blogger, many (most?) entries stand alone, and I'm not looking for an evolving debate.

30 May, 2005

BlogExplosion fizzled out

In adding that Individual-I button to the main page of the blog, I took the opportunity to remove a redundant one.  I no longer offer a permanent link to BlogExplosion (BE), the glorified link exchange scheme.


6 May, 2005

Not another...

Squirrels do 'West Side Story'.

Read it, but that's not the point of this posting; nor is the fact that Green Fairy found it.


29 April, 2005

First rule of marketing proven

Neatly supporting the whole point of this earlier posting, that one page has been accounting for ~30% of visits to the site (by entry page, not total traffic) for the past three days.

If I could offer a similar page about weather presenter Jo Blythe, that'd satisfy another large group of visitors – presumably for a similar reason, her name has been a regular draw since I happened to mention it in an earlier entry.  But this isn't that type of site....

21 April, 2005

I'm on this map, too.

Excellent!  Blogwise has released a beta of a feature I'd hoped would be native to Google Maps.

Blogwise's utility overlays location metadata onto the Google maps, displaying the locations of blogs.  Multimap has offered the same thing for several months, but let's face it, with the clarity of the mapping and seamless scrolling, Google has totally blown Multimap out of the water – it's not just 'better', it's in an entirely different league.


12 March, 2005

How to search the Ministry

The Ministry is divided into four main departments (this blog, the Jethro Tull Tour History, the annotated 'Passion Play' and the CD-R trading department) and an 'administration' section (sitemap, contact page, links and overarching home page).
These sections are served by two different search facilities.


27 February, 2005

We know where you blog

As Neil spotted, GeoURL is back, after an absence of several months.  For those who hadn't encountered that version (designed and operated by the creator of del.icio.us), GeoURL was the first major search engine to index websites (primarily blogs) geographically, according to lat/longitude coordinates stated in the headers of member sites.


16 February, 2005

I hope you wiped your feet

The 250,000 visitor to the Ministry passed through this morning, accounting for at least one of the 793,013 page impressions served since the end of November 2001.
That's a lot of bandwidth.  Sorry ;)

14 February, 2005

Mind yer own...

According to the logs, there have been a number of searches here today for 'About Me', 'About the Author', 'Info about the Ministry of Information', and related permutations.  Someone really wanted to know about me!

To save future efforts: there is no such page at this site.  The nearest I'm willing to provide is '100 Things'.

If there's anything specific you feel I've omitted, feel free to say.  I'm not trying to be evasive, I just don't like 'About the Author' pages, and don't think one would be relevant here.

1 February, 2005

Link spamming from the other side

The Register features an interview with a comments spammer (aka ****ing parasite), anonymous but unashamed.  It's the expected mix of self-justification (apparently it's all the search engines' fault) and 'nothing personal, mate' insincerity, but there are a couple of interesting points.


26 January, 2005

Blogging the NY Times

Bloggers who refer to articles in the New York Times may find the NYT Link Generator useful.  Input the URL of a current story on the NYT website, and the Generator will provide its permalink.
Ordinarily, the URLs of current NYT articles 'decay' (i.e. change, leaving dead links in blogs) once they're added to the archive.  The newspaper also requires a login and the payment of a fee to access the ordinary archives, but not via the Generator's permalinks.


21 January, 2005

More on 'nofollow'

It seems a backlash is developing against the new 'nofollow' anti-spam initiative.  Internet purists regard it as divisive, denying PageRank to legitimate sites as well as the spammers.

I understand the solution to this admitted disadvantage is on the way.  Several of the participating software manufacturers are to implement varieties of 'whitelisting', whereby the comments of known, trusted commenters (commentators?) are not filtered, and whereby blog owners can remove the 'nofollow' attribute from links once they're approved.  That's how I'd choose to use it - all comments would be on 'nofollow' status until I'd seen them, at which point I'd 'activate' them (or delete them as spam, of course).


19 January, 2005

Follow this, spammers!

Just spreading the word....

The major blogging software producers and major search engines have announced a concerted, collective effort to combat comments spam.
In summary, whenever a visitor includes a web address in a blog comment, the publishing software will append the 'rel="nofollow"' attribute to it.  As the name suggests, this attribute will be recognised by a search engine robot crawling the page, which won't follow the link and hence won't log it in the search engine database.  The spammer's site won't receive a search ranking boost, thereby eliminating the main incentive to post comments spam in the first place.


10 January, 2005

Unfair use

A quick lesson in using copyrighted material: quoting a specific, short section, with full attribution, is 'fair use'.  Reproducing the entire content, without any indication that the material is copied, is plagiarism, and illegal.

It seems someone in Morecambe didn't like my comments about his home town ("... a shabby shadow of a seaside resort; rather squalid and depressing,..."), so duplicated that entire entry, in his blog.  Without a citation.  It reads as if he is the original author, and readers following the links to the accompanying photos might think he was the photographer (okay, that's unlikely, as the photos appear in my page template, which displays my copyright statement).  Since he is a photographer, one might interpret his action as using my photos to promote his business - not good.

I don't mind at all if people disagree with what write in the blog, and call me a 'prick' for expressing my genuine opinions, but theft of intellectual property does annoy me.

22 December, 2004

Someone else's problem

The last time I was hit by a serious quantity of comments spam, it coincided with a visit from Google's indexing robot, unfortunately, so for a couple of days I received numerous visitors wanting images I certainly wouldn't be interested in publishing.  That died away rapidly, but weeks later, my traffic logs still show a steady flow of people, all looking for one specific search topic (with a variety of wordings), which isn't diminishing.  It's always to the same blog entry, which definitely doesn't contain any relevant content, nor any spam comments.


9 December, 2004

Below the fold

This isn't specifically a Blog Explosion issue, but since BE exposes one to a large number of page designs* and restricts the visible height of each window by imposing its own header, the effect is particularly apparent when browsing at BE.
As