2 April, 2009

Toothpaste

I'm usually immune to marketing*, but I couldn't resist buying 'Time Control' toothpaste.

If it's good, it'll instantly restore my teeth and, particularly, gums to their prime a couple of decades ago (hmm... I wouldn't want that wisdom tooth back, though...).

If it's bad, one brushing will transform my teeth to a state typical of the 1740s: made of wood and stored in a location other than my head.

*: Ha! Or so I'd like to think....