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17 June, 2008

Good vibrations

Men – 'real men' – buy ultra-razors with uncountable tiers of blades interspersed by curious lubricating and/or moisturising strips, which are marketed as military technology and remove every hair on one's face at the merest hint of follicle cell division.  So what's the female equivalent in pointlessly-overblown toiletry-related gimmickry?

Battery-operated, vibrating mascara (sorry; "TurboLash All Effects Motion Mascara™").
I can't deny wondering about the shape of the casing, which might permit, y'know, other uses.

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