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3 July, 2007

Pass the hammer

I was already cultivating an intense dislike of Nigel Slater (or at least his writing persona) whilst he was describing the 'jolly' fun of messily eating crab; the very thought of braying middle-class ****s playing with their oh-so-exotic food made my teeth grind.

However, I didn't truly loathe him* until he used the ultra-casual, ****ing childish phrase 'tom-ketch' rather than simply 'tomato ketchup'.

Far too 'rugger-with-Tarquin-in-Tuscany' for my sensibilities....

*: metaphorically, okay?

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