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20 January, 2007

Improbable wounds no.1

How the **** have I managed to slice the tips of two fingers with a chicken?


this is why i always leave mine un-sharpened.
granted, it takes forever to dice the vegetables but the safety argument is compelling.

Posted by Saltation at January 22, 2007 03:24 PM

Even this tree-hugging vegetarian knows you're supposed to kill them first. ;)

Otherwise, they can get really pissy when you wave knives at them.

Posted by Calephetos at January 23, 2007 07:18 PM
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