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27 June, 2006

Random queries no. 62

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

can border collies run on tarmac

No, the bitumen inflames the pores on their poor paws.
In fact, they're totally incapacitated by hard surfaces, and any vaguely intelligent sheep can avoid being rounded up by heading for the nearest road (where they'll be flattened by oncoming traffic).

This is why sheepdogs carry inflatable pogo sticks at all times.

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