4 May, 2006

Random queries no. 48

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

can you wear false tan when you are pregnant

Well, I can't, as:
a) I sometimes have unfavourable reactions to skincare products,
b) I wouldn't wish to wear false tan, and
c) being male, I don't have the right type of hips for pregnancy.

As a more general enquiry: I don't have a clue. Is it likely to be a problem? If so, don't take an avoidable risk.