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25 January, 2006

Little darlings

It seems my boss is organising a birthday party for her young daughter, as there's a stack of preprinted invitations on her desk, from a 'family pub' in Preston.
The invitations outline the pub's terms & conditions ('no sharp objects in the play area', etc.), a childrens meals menu, and a tear-off slip confirming parental permission for facepainting.

There's the expected disclaimer that facepainting isn't recommended for children under three years of age, but for some reason it's been phrased in reverse:

Facepainting is recommended for children aged three and over.
That's not quite the same message, is it?

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