18 January, 2006

Random queries no.21

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

dachshund for sale in free ads

Does this look like a listings site? AOL Search seems to think so.

'Fraid I can't help, really. I'm not a dogs person, and don't know anyone with puppies.

As I've said, I do like dogs, but I can't respect their slobbering, overt affection and unconditional blind loyalty. If one was to beat a dog unconscious, the first thing it'd do on waking would be to bring one a stick, wagging its tail.
I much prefer cats, for their "**** you" independence. If cats had thumbs, they'd be able to open their own food, and wouldn't need humans at all.