27 December, 2005

Random queries no.15

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

how to use a lighter

Er... if you can't figure out the two simple moving parts (three, counting the flame size adjuster), should you be using a computer?

<sigh> In one action, rapidly turn the knurled wheel towards yourself, ending by holding down the gas release lever. Set fire to things. No! NO! Not THAT!