31 October, 2005

Random queries no.10

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

find pvc maid

It's 17:48 here in the UK; the few shops still open will shut in 12 mins. In mainland Europe, it's too late. In N.America, you might still have time, but still, don't you think this is a bit late to be looking for a Hallowe'en costume?

If only you'd asked a few days ago....

Happy Samhain, anyway.