3 December, 2005

Random queries no.13

One of a series of genuine search engine enquiries which successfully brought visitors to the Ministry.  Can I help?

How wear thong uncomfortable

Well, I've never had a problem! ;)

Okay; this question takes me a little outside my area of knowledge, but having consulted an expert advisor, it seems the top priority, above all else, is size. The right size can be very comfortable, but too small is intolerable. I presume many women have been put-off by partners choosing 'sexy' gifts in, er, optimistic sizes.
I wonder if that's why this enquiry arrived today, fairly close to the gift-giving season.

I don't believe I took that seriously....