3 July, 2005

Universal solution

I think I'm joking, but in the several years since it first occurred to me, I've yet to encounter a single situation, in any aspect of human existence, that couldn't be resolved by either landmines or lamination in plastic.

Neighbourhood cats fouling one's yard?  Landmines.
Office colleague suffering with hayfever? Lamination.

It's universal, I tell you.