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3 July, 2005

Universal solution

I think I'm joking, but in the several years since it first occurred to me, I've yet to encounter a single situation, in any aspect of human existence, that couldn't be resolved by either landmines or lamination in plastic.

Neighbourhood cats fouling one's yard?  Landmines.
Office colleague suffering with hayfever? Lamination.

It's universal, I tell you.

Comments

it's so genius... yet so simple...

Posted by Taylor (from PT forums) at July 5, 2005 03:06 AM
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